Hobbit’s Low Carb Protein Pancakes that don’t suck :)

We’ve been fasting the last few days in preparation for Turkey Day. Needless to say, by the time this morning rolled around, The Lady and I pretty much had one thing on our minds: FOOD!! Second thing on our minds? MORE FOOD!! We have a pretty good keto-friendly holiday spread in the works – turkey,…

Quick and dirty Sunday – Keto Breakfast Sausage

Making another store run today so this is a quicky, but since I’ve seen people on Facebook get discouraged with the carbs in commercial breakfast sausage, I thought I’d share how the Hobbit overcomes it. He makes his own :  

Cinnamon Rolls the Keto Way

I used to be an amateur bread baker in my past life. I would make something almost daily that was a combination of wheat, yeast, oil, sugar, and eggs. It was a rare day when that smell wasn’t coming from the kitchen, my shirt covered with floury Hobbit handprints, and a bowl on the counter…

Hobbit’s Holiday Harvest Breakfast Braid – 3 net carbs per serving!

It’s that time of year, holidays. We just struggled through Halloween and all the candy (how did you do?), and now we have the Trifecta of Treats – Thanksgiving, Christmas (or Passover), and New Years. How the hell are we going to get through this? Seriously, these holidays are 50-75% about food. TASTY FOOD! CARBY FOOD!…

Nutri-grain knock-offs Version 2.0 – STILL LOW CARB!

It’s been a rough couple of weeks, both the Hobbit and The Lady have been suffering with this damn cold that is going around. Cough. HACK. Cough. HACK. Sniffle. SNEEEEEEEZE! Hack. Not fun. With this way of life, I’ve discovered that certain things I used to take for granted need to change. When I would…

Quickie for Saturday – Pumpkin Muffins for breakfast? Yes please:)

Busy day today so this post won’t be as long-winded and rambling as most of mine. You’re welcome :). Needed something tasty and healthy for breakfast this morning before heading out to do yard cardio. This works. Pumpkin muffins. Nailed it:) Hey, if you read this and like it, feel free to give me some…

The poptart hacked – TAKE THAT!

If you are a regular follower of She Calls Me Hobbit, you probably have gotten the impression a lot of my ‘creations’ don’t really spawn from some sort of fertile segment of my Hobbit brain. Instead, they are planted in me by The Lady, sometimes subtly, other times with a figurative hammer and chisel :)….

Nutri Grain Knock-offs – Lower Carb!!

Nutri Grain Knock-offs LOW CARB!! (makes 8)     So, I used to love Nutri Grain bars, and the lady (she who calls me Hobbit) has been talking about them lately so I thought I’d give this a shot. Now, if you know the ‘real’ things, they are not really ‘healthy’ because of all the crap…

No-grain cheese danish!

OMFG, what do I miss being Keto? SWEETS!! PASTRIES!! Well, now I don’t! One of my favorites has always been Cheese Danish. I can remember getting them from the local deli in the little town I grew up in, our dad would pick them up occasionally as a treat. Well, as I got older, I…