Hobbit Pockets. What? Keto. Hot. Pockets. Yes, they are a thing!

I made my first fathead pizza today, no, that’s not a typo. I KNOW!! Can you believe as much as I work with my modified fathead dough that I’ve NEVER. EVER. NOT ONCE. NOT EVEN CLOSE. Made a fathead pizza. Tomorrow, bacon is airborne 🙂 Here’s the thing though, there’s only the two of us,

Hobbit’s Holiday Harvest Breakfast Braid – 3 net carbs per serving!

It’s that time of year, holidays. We just struggled through Halloween and all the candy (how did you do?), and now we have the Trifecta of Treats – Thanksgiving, Christmas (or Passover), and New Years. How the hell are we going to get through this? Seriously, these holidays are 50-75% about food. TASTY FOOD! CARBY FOOD!

We do love our fathead… Cranberry-Orange, Pumpkin, or Eggnog Custard keto danish

Dunno about you, but I get bored easy. Really easy. I love eggs, bacon, sausage, etc for breakfast, but sometimes I want something different. Something sweet. Something NAUGHTY! Something… DANISH. I remember as a kid for a special treat my dad would pick up these danishes from the local bakery in the little northern NH

VIDEO WALKTHROUGH – Step by step, fathead made simple (with chicken-bacon-ranch stromboli)!

Enough people seem to struggle with fathead dough that I thought I’d make a video while preparing dinner tonight. Sorry about the crappy camera phone quality and not-so-steady camera Hobbit :). There is no sound because The Lady was chatting with her daughter so I kept the mic off. I hope you find this helpful.

Feta, spinach, and pine nuts (???) savory pastry. Even ‘carb-eaters’ would love this.

Today has been a pretty laid back day, The Lady has been hanging out, watching some movies (definitely recommend ‘The Loft’ if you like thrillers), and just being the lovely person she is :). Saturdays are nice, no work and nothing really pressuring us to much if we don’t want to. Didn’t feel like hitting

Pumpkin Pie tarts (easily could also be pumpkin pie) because, screw it, I want them :)

I think I have an obsession. Pretty soon I’m going to be sporting yoga pants (aren’t you glad I’m an introvert and stay at home 99% of the time??), driving an SUV, and swinging through Starbucks, lol. This pumpkin thing is getting out of hand :(. Ok. No. No to all except the SUV, and

My variation – Hot Pastrami Sandwich Fathead Stromboli, Date Night staple.

Friday nights here at Casa de Hobbit are ‘Date Night.’ We both look forward to Date Night as it helps us transition from the week into the weekend. Date Night means no stress, good food, good company. Relax 🙂 You know what I really miss, especially on Date Night? Hot Pastrami sandwiches. We would get

Fathead Corndogs. Yes. Corndogs.

While I was making my Keto Hotdog rolls, The Lady asked where her corndogs were. Ooops. Minor communication breakdown!! HOBBIT THINK QUICK! “Oh, I’m working on it, honey…” Jump into action, HOBBIT!! Fortunately, I keep a ball of my Fathead Stromboli dough in the fridge just for occasions like this! Out it came. Hmmm. But

My variation – Chicken BLT Fathead Stromboli

As you very well know, here in the The House of Hobbit, we love our fatheads :). Ok, so The Lady sometimes calls ME that but hey, there’s worse things I could be called (and have been, lol). As we’ve already seen, it isn’t just for pizza – you can use it to make traditional

Fathead for the WIN! Stromboli

Fathead is loved in the keto world, and for good reason. You get that wonderful crust that you used to get from grains while increasing your fat intake and dropping out a ton of carbs. The other beauty of it is its versatility! You can use it to make pizza, bread sticks, cheese danish, and